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From Goblin Slave To Giga-Daddy: A Goblin’s Guide to Getting a Harem
by The_Thunder_Lord
Rae, a perverted thief with bad luck and worse life choices, was caught peeping on a couple getting busy. Naturally, he got his ass kicked—and his life ended. Or so he thought. Just before his untimely demise, Rae had one last wish: to live like a king, surrounded by voluptuous women with big booties and even bigger breasts.Turns out, death wasn’t the end. It was just the beginning. Rae woke up in a fantasy world, and not just any world, but one where he was gifted a special system. A system... …
THE BILLIONAIRE'S VENGEFUL WIFE RETURNS
by Kourtney_Sspears
[COMPLETED]On the first day of their divorce, he said, "She'll be back before midnight."The second day, "She'll be back in three days. It's just one of her stunt to make me mad".The third day, "She cannot do without me so she'll be back in seven days."On the seventh day, "She'll definitely come back within two weeks."After a whole month... "Boss she's really doing it, she's kissed a stranger at the gala.""Catch her and bring her home."..In her past life she was the good and enduring wife, in thi…
My Alt Account Became the World’s No. 1 Hunter
by Grenez
Lanz Kuroda failed his Awakening Test in the most spectacular way possible, he didn’t just rank low, his ass got slapped with an FFF. He was locked out of the system entirely, and sent home like the rejected tutorial character that he is. But when a cracked relic crystal he bought from a sketchy street vendor activates, it boots up something the world shouldn’t even know exists, a hidden system that logs him into an old, forgotten alt account, one with no level cap, restrictions, and absolutely …
Stranger in my Ass
by Grace_Eso
What do you do when you're at a concert, dancing and trying to forget a colleague you've had a crush on, then suddenly a stranger grabs you from behind, and fucks you till you're too weak to stand?Yeah, that's my situation right now. Crushing on the handsome Alex - who, by the way, doesn’t know I exist - has made me make VERY crazy life decisions, including seeking the help of an arrogant love doctor, and disguising myself as a man just to work with him in his new company.And now, the same stran…
Love? The Reborn Me Just Wants to Obtain Rewards
by Short'nin' Bread
Effort?Effort my ass!People born to be beasts of burden could never touch the lower limits of those chosen by the heavens no matter how hard they tried.Talent gap, background gap, appearance gap, luck gap...A single disparity could swallow all the struggles of the beasts of burden, and a combination of many made their lives unbearably tragic.Su Huai was filled with indignation over this.As a result, rebirth + system, fortune arrived suddenly.The chosen by the heavens? Kneel down, all of you.Let …
A Sweet Marriage Is Worth Billions: Mysterious Young Master Moh's Cute and Sweet Wife
by Purple Peony
That night, she was dragged to the Bureau of Civil Affairs. Wait, after getting the marriage certificate, the husband ran away? And his identity can’t be found? OMG, did she marry a human or a ghost? Disheveled, she entered the entertainment industry and almost got sexually assaulted by a director due to the unspoken rule. Young Master Moh suddenly reappeared, and that director was tortured before getting cancelled. During a shoot, she almost died since her enemy wanted to destroy her. Then, hun…
Order Immortal
by Kush63
Growing up, Hade Ronen spent most of his early life confined within the tall walls of Greycastle, their family home, for a reason that was never fully explained to him.At age 16, he awakened, and a year after that, he received an invitation from the prestigious Five Imperial Schools. When he accepted, little did Hade know that his decision would be the catalyst to an epic adventure that would change his life forever. ... If you like dope-ass magic, impressive…
Sex with my billionaire boss
by Lommie Cee
With a forceful tug, he raised the hem of her dress. "How do you want it?" He whispered close to her ears. His hands playing with her bare ass. How could she speak? She was fucking turned on for crying out loud, she needed to feel his dick in between her legs. She wanted him to fuck her real bad. "Speak!" He said, as he spanked her ass roughly. She moaned in pleasure. "I... I want it," She moaned out. Goodness, what was he doing? The sexual urge was killing her.. "Want what? Do you want me to fu…
Biker's Baby Girl
by Jordan Silver
Creed is an ex sharpshooter turned bike crew President, with a rough upbringing and the scars to prove it. Nine years ago an old drunk offered him his twelve-year-old daughter for his next pint. Knowing that as fucked up as he was he was still the kid’s best bet, he took the deal. He left her with an aunt he thought he could trust because Uncle Sam owned his ass for the next little while, and he had no choice. Then his babygirl turned eighteen and shit went south, literally. He knew he had to st…
My Lazy Ass Reincarnated Into a Modern World
by RighteousFilth
After he was killed by his best friend– Ray is offered a second cha–No, that is not how this went. Because of his extreme laziness and nonchalant attitude Ray was not worthy of a rebirth nor a reincarnation. But he has always had a secret with him, this secret was the reason why he was the strongest in his world despite being the laziest human. The copying system. His system mistakenly copies the reincarnation device therefore giving him a chance to jump into his own reincarnation. Now with a co…
The Revenant King of Rubrum
by MidnightMK
There were two souls.One was assiduous with an unyielding will. One was effortlessly cunning with wisdom beyond many.And now, they are one. The universe will pray.*** *** ***Marcius Aemilia was killed during a duel because his opponent cheated by using a vicious poison.Fortunately, he was resurrected by an outer god with an agenda.Agreeing to be the god's agent within his homeland, Marcius was now back with a vengeance and dedication to save his family and clan from their unjustified demise.But …
Ass-Ass-In
by Big_Yellow
My name is Vakh Yamama. An assassin, in an Urban World. Well, I'm about to get my first job in a while
My Goofy Life
by Pepsi_Dude
Max Goof seven years in the future having life issues so he tries a way to take out his frustration.
Dragged Into Another World Because of My Otaku Friend
by AkaShion
Everyone dreams of being summoned to a magical world.Except me...I am Alan, thirty years old, white-collar worker, no hobbies and has one annoying best friend named Bob.Bob is an anime-obsessed otaku whose life goal is to become the hero of an isekai world.But me, I just wanted to go home, take a shower and sleep.But one day, Bob opened a portal to another world in his room.And guess who got sucked in with him?Now Bob become The Chosen One, blessed by world with magic and legendary weapons.Me? I…
Bro's Goofy Classmates
by Caitlyn_Samaniego
Piece of real life. Sex, booze, guns, beating! A cute girlfriend!
Cinderella my Ass Series
by Nyssa A. Stravage
The hermit Ryder Quin never thought that one day, her crush of three years now, the very handsome Aiden Caley, would suddenly want to be her friend. What's more, a stranger broke into her backyard one night, his face hidden underneath a hood, and ever since then he would show up at night and leave before midnight.The quite and uninteresting life of hers, unexpectedly was thrown into chaos.Having an introverted personality, Ryder struggles to keep up with the very energetic Aiden. However, becaus…